Saturday, April 22, 2006
FUNGIITOPIA
6:48 AM
Ello(: Nick and I are gonna be CO-FARMERS! Of course, with our DARLING *ahem* (just kidding) Shar! (:<33
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Anyway, back to the Fungiitopia story. Nick and I, (and Shar), are going to grow mushrooms! And its OYSTER MUSHROOMS, mind you! VERY, VERY high class. It can be sold in Corduroy & Finch. *nods* Especially in the MUSHROOM SOUP. It rocks. Oh wait, why am I doing free advertising? And I'm getting out of point. Whoops. Ok, so, anyway, once the mushrooms(OYSTER) grows, Nick, I, and Shar, will EAT some, and sell some to NTUC/Cold Storage. And maybe some to Corduroy & Finch. Earn more, I think. Then we should get some investors and invest in us, and set up a stock market, and be listed. So we can earn more money. Hmmm, and maybe we can buy that BIG piece of land out MGS, and grow NOTHING but mushrooms in it! Then we'll LOCK IT UP, so no one can steal our PRECIOUS OYSTER mushrooms. Then we will feed the mushrooms with PURE DISTILLED water, and Organic Fungi Fertiliser, with absolutely NO PRESERVATIVES. And we will PATENT the idea of the Fungi Farm. Hmmmmmmm. Then maybe we will be NUMBER 1 Fungi(OYSTER mushroom) sellers in the WHOLE WORLD!
Oh btw, did you know that mushrooms are anti-cancerous? So once we become NUMBER 1 fungi(mushroom) sellers, we will make it COMPULSORY to eat at least one cup of our yummy mushrooms everyday! So you know what that means? NO MORE CANCER! We'll be ROLLING IN MONEY!
Oh yeah. Just now I was talking to Shar, and we decided that we will set up a 1S worship team(: AND WE CAN CUT CDS AND SELL THEM WORLDWIDE! Right Shar? We can earn lotsa money(again) because we're from 1S. and we're the BEST. Then, we can invest it in our Fungiitopia. Can't we? WE CAN. Yesyes.
Oops. Sorry about my nonsense. But its fun right? And no one said its illegal to DREAM!(:
1S BOOM DYNAMITE!
<33,
Michaela